Beach Adventure...finally.

Hello Cheekies, 

Last Friday we took a cheeky adventure to the Gulf Coast. We spent seven long hours in a Toyota Highlander, dancing and by dancing we mean pelvic thrusting, talking like total Valley Girls, making very crude sexual jokes, and sleeping. So overall a pretty decent car ride. Eventually we made it to our resort. 

 This place was very confusing place to navigate. The parking spots weren't labeled well enough and we ended up parking in someone else's space, oops. Eventually we figured it out.

 The lobby looked like the inside of a cruise ship with the way the building was shaped and the color choices. They even had a whale statue in the middle of the lobby. They had a huge water feature going from one end of the lobby sitting area to the other. The elevators were pretty much ride in themselves. It only took 2.567 seconds to get to the 11th floor which is where we stayed.
The condo had two bedrooms but not very well decorated. The balcony had a great view of the Bay.

 One night we went to eat at this fancy restaurant called Cobalt. They had great food! And we got to sit by the bay!

 They had this killer crab dip and Chef Salad. Don't even get us started on the cupcakes, holy shit.

Also our waiter favored Fabio and another waiter was just as yummy as the cupcakes with piercing blue eyes mmmmm, if only he could be bought...
After we ate our food we headed over to the beach and took some pictures and enjoyed the peacefulness.

Seriously this place is so stunning. How one could not be at peace here is an idiot.  But we ended up crashing two weddings that were happening on the beach we were on. And we are pretty sure we were in their pictures. Hahaha. Their pictures just improved.

 Their little pergola was cute. The wedding colors weren't that spectacular but its their wedding so they can have boring colors.

The next day we went swimming in one of their many pools. They had 7 pools, three water slides, and a lazy river. It was pretty damn awesome.

 That water was cold!

We enjoyed Pina Coladas by the lazy river, and were near a huge turtle statue we named Marcel(a cookie for anyone knowing that reference). As we were enjoying the lazy river and pool, we saw some very odd couples but we will get to those pictures later. Another thing that happened at the pool was this very odd blond headed girl who looked thirty but was probably 13 wearing a blue one piece from the 90's, and she was stalking this one boy who probably weighed 60 pounds, which would equal the weight of her thigh. She told him quote "You look cute and cuddly" and after that he ran for his life. She later tried grabbing his leg! We made fun of her. Also there was a guy who looked like the Jonas Brothers' long lost older brother. We saw very many celebrity look alikes.

 That night we went and ate at Wolf Bay Lodge.

Sam tried oysters, which she hated cause the texture was horrible!!!!!!  We sat outside and watched people bring the fish they caught, some people were really proud of their tiny fish. We also saw two little homeless kitties but if we were homeless kitties we would be there too, free fish bitches!  
After dinner we headed back to the beach and took some pretty damn awesome pictures we might say.

 We look like we are about to jump some bones, What What.

This picture is our absolute favorite!

The last night we were at the beach, it was about 11:30 pm and we were laying in bed and all of a sudden the fire alarm starts going off saying, "Please evacuate the building, do not use elevators". We were tempted to just stay in bed but eventually we got up and left the room and some Samoan lookin kid asked if we could take the elevator and we just looked at him like he was an idiot cause the alarm said to use the stairs. We then truck down eleven flights of stairs with annoying people pushing themselves through the crowds on the stairs. It also smelled like armpit. We finally make it out of the building to a huge crowd of people

 We were outside for all of maybe ten minutes. We decided we should've just stayed in bed. Finally we are back in our room and we can't go to sleep. We sit on the balcony for about an hour looking at the night skyline for one last time before we left. It was sad.

We left the next morning tired, depressed, and pissed that we were going home. The time at the beach was the best few days. We had no stress, no worries, no responsibilities and we could be whoever we wanted without living with a complex. We decided then that we would live on the beach somewhere whether it's L.A. or a beach on the Gulf. Just a place where we can start over and have the peace of the beach. This is our first adventure of many adventures to come.

Let us know what you thought of our adventure!

Stay Cheeky Our Loves. 

 We seriously saw this. Guy had a boner in public, classy.